Total Medals Earned: 134 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,725 Points
Medals Earned: 16/21 (345/380 points)
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
The sound of silence...
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (160/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/12 (65/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 7/20 (50/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (60/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 6/18 (70/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle